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EarthBound. Even those of you who weren’t nerds enough in the 90s to already know what I’m talking about will recognize this guy: That’s Ness as he appears in Super Smash Bros. Yeah, the guy with the...
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I need my moustache. Need it. And not just because without it, I look like a burn victim. I need it because not only does it define me, but it defines everything I am not. It is more than just my...
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“I’m your worst nightmare: an eight year old with a badge.” There are some movies that as we grow older have that nostalgia factor, bordering on irony, that we all want to watch. In college I had a...
View ArticleHOT MASS: A FLASHBACK OF SEXY OLD BOSTON
1623 The original pagan pilgrim and founding father of Quincy Thomas Morton becomes one of the first colonists to be like, “Yo, Massholes … you’re a bunch of prudes!” As punishment for bucking...
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